Billy's Whiskers
Billy Goat had whizzy whiskers
Underneath his chin and where
All the merry little breezes
Might just toss it here and there.
Billy loved his whizzy whiskers,
But he truly loved them best
When they covered up his bosom
Better than a fancy vest.
''Why wear vests when I have whiskers?
Wherefore even wear a coat,
When my whiskers serve the purpose?
Proudly whispered Billy Goat.
But one day a cross tornado
Whisked his whiskers off, I'm told;
Thus divesting Bill of whiskers.
Now he shivers with the cold.
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